Laws of Shallowism
21. Trust no man who eat not the fruit from the tree.
22. When in doubt; gamble.
23. If time is not given, time is taken.
24. Chance exists. Embrace it.
Add comment February 1, 2010
the times they are a changin’
one month
no sugared sweets
no carbonated drinks
no potato based snacks
no bread
no meat
no animal by-products
no dairy
no mindless tv watching
no frozen food purchases
1 comment February 1, 2010
[on eating taboos]
“The Catholic Church’s restriction on eating meat during Lent does not apply to the capybara, as early missionaries gave a faulty description to the Pope, leading him to declare it a fish.”
Add comment January 18, 2010
mad bear day.
the above beard and hair has been growing for one year.
anyone grown anything for a year?
a turnip, perhaps?
moss?
2 comments January 18, 2010
when you fear a place, pretty soon you start to hate the place.
“and you hate to go to work. and that hate turns to anger – and you’re angry with your work.”
Add comment January 18, 2010
